ALEXANDRA MADE TO LOOK LIKE A BURKE!!

Right a total rage moment is imminent here…

Broken heels? …. What a load of american toss! Simon Cowell has done it again, Bravo. Taken one of his protogee’s and moulded them into yet another pop tart. I mean I like a good pop tart but they get a bit sickly if you try and cram 4 in your gob!

Alexandra Burke has a voice England could be proud of, but instead we are left to deal with her shameless pouting on an American football field, surrounded by camel toes… I mean thats all I see!! Everywhere you look your hit with another camel and it’s toe – THERE’S TOO MANY OF THEM!

Alexandra, all you have to do is say NO.

NO I WILL NOT WEAR A SICK GOLD AMERICAN EMBLEM THAT RIDES UP MY HONEY POT!

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2 thoughts on “ALEXANDRA MADE TO LOOK LIKE A BURKE!!

  1. Steve h says:

    Haha that was your best post yet! Hilarious miss Wilson!

  2. John Couzins says:

    I am all about the camel toe! If anything there needs to be more.

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